Students sing better than stars
By Josh Ray

Diversions Editor

In the wake of Sept. 11, Americans were assaulted from all forms of media in an attempt to garner sentiment, play with emotions, or draw support for the country. Some of these attempts came from the music industry, where numerous big-name artists put out songs written directly for the attacks on the United States. You might have heard these songs being played on the radio, or just heard about the controversy surrounding some of them. Either way, they were there, and a year after, I think it is time to look back on those songs and see what they really consisted of.

A good portion of the songs being tied in with Sept. 11 sentiments are country songs   maybe because country seems to be the genre of music that conveys those emotions so well, or maybe it is because the country artists jumped at the first chance to make a few extra bucks.

It doesn t matter though, does it? What matters is the songs are there and in the public s ear. So let s sit down for a minute and talk about just a few of those songs, which came out. First of all, we ll start with Alan Jackson s  Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)?  I had trouble actually figuring out if this song was talking about the attacks, or just about love in general. He really took all those heartfelt emotions (pain, love, patriotism, anger) and wiped them all out, leaving the only thing a country song ever seems to need to be successful   love.

Yeah, he did talk a little bit about the attacks, but in each chorus it went back to the same thing, love. He left out all the other emotions people might be feeling. But that s OK, because I don t listen to Alan Jackson anyway, so I don t have to be subjected to it.

Along with Jackson s song, Toby Keith also came out with one, and a seemingly very popular one. He titled his,  Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue,  but I think the song should have been  I m a Hick Through and Through and This is How I Feel.  The whole song is basically talking about that good Southern way of living. And how is that? Well, if something/someone pisses you off, just put a put a boot in their ass, right? Yeah, well, basically, this song gives the type of  America is the greatest! We re untouchable! Screw with us and you ll regret it!  crap that got us into that situation in the first place. So personally, this song can just be continued to played down South where people can go around believing that stuff. For God s sake though, please keep it away from the civilized people. The song is stupid and exceptionally childish. This song isn t even worthy of any courtesy from the red, white, and blue, OK? But, people supported it by buying the album. It just goes to show how low we ve sunk in these times.

Anyway, on to different, much better and worthier songs. To help cool the angers and dry the tears of all Americans, Ray Stevens did what he does best. He made people laugh. Yes, this is also a childish song, but it s childish in the fact that it s supposed to be funny and just poke fun at the situation, unlike Keith s song, which was serious (in an ignorant sort of way).

Stevens released  Osama Yo  Mama  after the attacks to help get people s minds off of the losses they had suffered. In our time of need, instead of fueling the anger and pride people felt in a stupid sort of way (like the previous artist in this review did), Stevens gave us a reason to smile. They say laughter is the best medicine, and if anyone can give it in large doses, it s Ray Stevens.

With numerous singers coming out with songs in light of the tragedy, one has to wonder their true motives. Granted, some of them probably just needed to write stuff down and get it out, but how many actually did it for the good of America and not for the good of their pocket-books? I found one group that did.

They re not known nationally, and they get no radio play whatsoever, but the song they wrote, recorded and put out after the incident captures the true American in a way no professional was able to do.

They are Mr. Hansen s fifth-grade class at Easterbrook Elementary School. Their song is simply titled  9-11.  Like the title, the song is simple, but it cuts right through the chase. The kids  voices are completely off-key, but their hearts are more in place than anyone else s. Plus, it was wonderful to hear a song by the actual future of America, rather than some money-grabbing rednecks. Truly, this is the best post-9-11 song, which could possibly have come out. You can find this song at http://bobreidmusic.com/911.htm.

Trust me, it s a much better deal to buy this CD than to support Keith s pursuit for some new cowboy boots.